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Okay, so if there's a single thing which still annoys me despite my being used to it at this point (and I include here having my friends tell me off for trying to help them, or near-total strangers thinking they "understand" me, or getting arrested), it's having photos and videos of me turning up on the internet. But I can't seem to stop my mun-typist-whatever-she's-called girl from going on YouTube, so I thought I'd just register my objections to some of this crap.

The vidder labels it "Logan schmoop." Indeed.

This one is...moderately okay, or it would be if it weren't to a Three Doors Down song. Why do they always have to show the scene with the belts, damn it?

Elvis? Seriously? *snerk*


No, I do not wanna be a Kennedy. Jesus, did I actually see a star wipe in there? Look, this is a noir series. Maybe you should stop piecing your vids together with design from someone's 65 anniversary video. From 1983.

Just for that, I'm going to a better vid site. Mmm...multifandom kickass hotties. "I Enjoy Being a Girl"

...I enjoy being a guy having a girl like you. A lot. Ladies?

Hey, a decent song! Except...you know, if you think "Sex and Candy" is too dirty a title to use without asterisks, I don't think I want you chronicling my life. Or is this a YouTube requirement thing? Well, then, that works even better.

Although the idea of me as Danny Zuko and Veronica as Sandra D. amuses me more than is probably healthy. In other news: learn to spell "You're," fanbrat.

How to tell your life is profoundly fucked up: people make ((super spoileriffic)) videos about your girlfriend to "Pretty When You Cry." I suppose I should be glad it's not about me being the bad guy, but FUCKING HELL. Give the girl a break.

(...I see there's also one for Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter. And Spike/Buffy, with some fairly silly-looking clips from the musical episode. I think I'm calling this the ultimate fan/character non-con song.)

It probably isn't a good sign if there are two to "Que Sera Sera," either. Although I do appreciate the out-of-context use of Veronica saying "I'm here to get closer to you." Ha.

Oh, and btw: "Bitch" isn't really the most appropriate song for Ronnie (although I can see where the title might have misled you - but seriously, she's not quite that self-aware). But I'd really, really love to see her face if she saw this.

Wait, there's one about me to "The Ding Dong Song"?


Right. So now that my brain is irretrievably broken, I'm moving on to fanart.

So apparently Veronica and I were in a few deleted scenes from "Waking Life." Looks like we didn't get around to talking about philosophy. I can live with that.

This is kind of awesome, except that it's clearly the Scientologist moron who plays me on TV. Would I wear that sweater? God.

Why will googling not turn up this wallpaper? Why?

Okay, last one. My mun-typist girl says this vid is really pretty amazing, and does just about the best job she's ever seen of presenting my OT4 and its disintegration. Whatever that means.

"Forever Young"



Date: 2007-01-11 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sensiblesusan.livejournal.com
Mine just finished watching that last one and cannot stop, well, wibbling.

*awkward hug*

Date: 2007-01-11 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com
*awkward acceptance of hug* It really is pretty good.

Date: 2007-01-11 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sensiblesusan.livejournal.com


On a lighter (?) note, that girl just about injured herself laughing at the "Ding Dong Song" one. I ... have no particular response to it, myself. Apart from a certain relief that I didn't meet you when I was sixteen, because -- no, it seems wrong to even think about it. But I sympathise with the brain injury that must have resulted. Did I ever tell you about this (http://hyel.thedanamark.net/gallery/art/adorasusan.htm)? It just ... no.

Date: 2007-01-11 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com
Well, as you saw, I have been an older woman's boytoy before, and I...no, you're right, massive cringe even in jest. o_O Um. Who's Ms. Dearheart?

Date: 2007-01-11 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sensiblesusan.livejournal.com
Yes, exactly. Glad we're in agreement on that.

I don't even know. My mun tells me she's some kind of golem-rights activist, and I'm sure she's a perfectly intelligent woman, but that's an exceptionally poor rationale for anyone to think that I'd ... you know.

(Not that I have a problem with anyone doing whatever they want, but it's just not something I do.)

Date: 2007-01-11 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com
...I'm somewhat horrified at the idea that we might not have been. Gah. I've been in some uncomfortable situations in my life before, but...

Okay, I vote we just stop talking about this right now and agree to go on strike if either of our muns ever thinks of going near us with a love potion or something.

I feel your pain. (http://community.livejournal.com/vm_fic/tag/logan/weevil) (Just for reference's sake, Weevil's this Mexican motorcycle gang leader who, among other things, slept with Lilly, burned down my house, and had me kidnapped so he could play Russian Roulette with my fingers and...other parts. I'm sure you can imagine how much I enjoy the thought of making sweet, sweet love to the guy.)

Date: 2007-01-11 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sensiblesusan.livejournal.com
Or even a de-aging potion, in my case. All right, it's a deal.


I'm going to guess that your feelings about that are approximately the same as mine about this (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/22096490/). Which, not incidentally, your mun helpfully found for mine.

Date: 2007-01-11 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com
Weren't they talking about doing a plot where you got de-aged, back in the other place? Because, yikes.


Uh, nice suit. Is he wearing a dirndl, or what?

Date: 2007-01-11 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sensiblesusan.livejournal.com
Oh gods, I had forgotten about that. To their credit, I think they had reasoned out certain aspects of it for story-advancement, but still. Augh.

You know, I'd answer that, except that would mean I'd have to go back and look at it again.

As for some of the rest, I must say that Mr Kidby has a great deal (http://www.extenuation.net/disc/fanart/starlingsusan_elfwood.jpg) to answer (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33851984/) for. I do not wear skirts slit up to the thigh, thank you very much. Not even when I've been filling in for Grandfather! Did they not notice the request for "a bit more bodice"?

Date: 2007-01-11 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com
Well, there's nothing to say that you actually would fling yourself into my arms. Irresistible as I am. But yeah. *casts suspicious look at mun, who always thought that would be a pretty fun plot...*

Point. I think you may have me beat in that department. Aside from the recapper at Television Without Pity, who never misses a chance to make a Logan/Weevil joke, mostly what I have to deal with is lots and lots of mush about me and Veronica and this whole "woobie" thing. I wonder if this vidder (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ZwzACpJDk) knows that song is about heroin addiction. Because seriously, I'm not denying I have my vices (including, ha, heroine addiction) but that at least isn't one of them. Nor am I a cutter, thankyouverymuch.

If you took off the cape in that last one you'd be all set to play Frank in "Rocky Horror."

Date: 2007-01-11 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sensiblesusan.livejournal.com
*casts suspicious look at her own mun, who is whistling innocently and wearing an entirely unconvincing "who, me?" expression*

It almost seems like some of them simply go after the title and don't read into the content, doesn't it? Thankfully, I've yet to endure much in the way of videos, although ... oh dear, that may change soon. (Speaking of which, I would like to go on record as saying that I remember shouting a lot more when Grandfather showed up at the Gaiters (http://www.dailymotion.com/visited/search/hogfather/video/xuqzg_hogfather-3). I'm not proud of the fact, but I know I was nowhere near that ... calm.)

I have no idea what you're talking about, but the mun does, and she can't stop laughing long enough to explain it.

Date: 2007-01-13 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com
It's nearly as deep as the folks who 'ship Veronica with Sheriff Lamb (http://marsinvestigations.net/characters/24/Neptune%20Town). So he laughed in her face when she tried to report her rape, and he's got the IQ of a concussed weasel. Nothing to stand in the way of Twou Wuvv.

I may have to do a showing. Lilly and I were talking about organizing a Rocky Horror performance, so I do have it downloaded on my computer. You'd...well, actually, you'd probably be somewhat appalled. But in a fun way!

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Date: 2007-01-11 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com
Uh. No? Not that I'm aware of.

Although there was this one AU fic (http://dark-roast.livejournal.com/43888.html) where I'd died at the end of season 1, so Veronica contacted a vengance demon (from Buffy, you know) to wind back time, only I was completely insane because I'd been in Hell, so I...well, let's just say I was NOT HAPPY with what I did.

The same author did a crossover with the H.P. Lovecraft (http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=dark_roast&keyword=%2AFish+Out+of+Water+%28Veronica+Mars%29&filter=all) where my mom's family was from that town where they worship Cthulhu. Because my canonical family isn't screwed up enough. Actually that was a kind of cool story...
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Date: 2007-01-11 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com
Ha, well, it helps that there's a distinct lack of tentacle rape. It's pretty much an adventure story. And I kind of almost wish I did have those grandparents canonically, because they're surprisingly (and very ironically, given the crossover) nice. Although I'm glad to have avoided the whole thing with nearly being sacrificed to an Elder God.

I think most tentacle porn is more Bastard Spawn of Lovecraft than actual Lovecraft. Not that I've made much of a study of either, but the man was writing in the 20s.
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Date: 2007-01-13 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com
Well, they didn't actually...oh nevermind. Yes. My life is fucked up.

So I see from Wiki. I must say, this (http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20010526.html) amuses me.


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