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Well, this takes me back.

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
Self-Lovin'26.7%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
64.7%
Shamelessness66.7%
It takes a couple of drinks
78.8%
Sex Drive 55.3%
A fool for love, but not always
77.2%
Straightness5.4%
Knows the other body type like a map
43.9%
Gayness 91.1%
Repressed, are we?
83.7%
Fucking Sick85.8%
Refreshingly normal
89.9%
You are 56.01% pure
Average Score: 72.4%




"Ever have to go to the hospital to have something removed from your rectum?"

Is this really a kink so much as a Darwin Award?

"Had a hypnofetish? (Getting off on the idea of hypnotized people in sexual situations)"

Well, I hadn't before, but hey, good one.

"Engaged in sexual activities with a person and his/her parent?"

*wince*

"Engaged in sexual activities, necking, or petting with a person and his/her sibling?"

All those lost opportunities, DK.

"Been involved in a reverse gang bang, where several women (at least three) mount one man? (Check it off and then email me, all right? You lucky bastard.)"

IAWTC.

"Videotaped someone in a compromising position without their awareness (i.e., total voyeurism)?"

*CRINGE/wibble* *pulls shirtsleeves over hands*

"Stayed at home while your Significant Other was out having sex with someone else, and you both knew about it and were okay with it?"

Okay with it? Are you fucking kidding me? Thank god for whiskey and pills. (As Mama always said. No, actually, that's not funny.)

"Inserted a live animal in your rectum?"

I...what?

"Been strapped to a bed and left alone for any significant period of time?"

Lilly? STILL NOT AMUSED.

"Had your stomach pumped in order to remove semen?"

Semen? No. Is that even...how much would you have to swallow for that to be necessary?

The Neptune High one was a lot less hardcore, IIRC. I got a 26. Of course, Veronica "got" a 14. I boggle a little trying to imagine her getting anywhere near that with this. Even if she was lying.

"A fool for love, but not always."

I think that's my new motto.
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